ALRIGHT YOU LITTLE SHITS
Violate The Tainted
“One bright day in the middle of the night,
two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
drew their swords and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
and came and killed those two dead boys.”
two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
drew their swords and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
and came and killed those two dead boys.”
Conversation I had with my dad today as we were outside the supermarket.
- me:*notices a cab that just so happens to be the modern make of a chevy impala*
- me:ew
- dad:what?
- me:is that what impalas look like anymore? that's an awful looking car.
- dad:you know, impalas used to be really nice cars. my friend had one when i was younger
- me:what year was the model?
- dad:uhh, '67 i think, with a really nice black paint job. yeah, they used to be beautiful cars, huge with four doors. then they modernized it and turned it into that *points to new impala* you have no idea how nice this car was
- me:i know how awesome impalas are, i want one really bad. well a classic anyway.
- dad:i remember one time, he was gonna sell it... i think he kept it though. i should've bought it.
- me:why didn't you?
- dad:he moved away or i didn't have enough money, i don't remember.
- me:that sucks.
- dad:come to think of it, i didn't see him much
- me:why not?
- dad:i don't know, he liked road trips a lot. he always came back after some time but he was gone a lot.
- me:what was his name?
- dad:john.
